April 2012
is it bad that i can’t even be on facebook at the same time as my now-ex?
ugh i hate life
Nutella is the Thneed of Food.
triggeringmywit:
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If Tumblr Trained for the Hunger Games
Trainer: Ok, so if you're attacked-
Me: Sonic it.
Me: Get the salt.
Me: Fake your own death.
Me: Expelliarmus.
Me: Use the Force.
Trainer: Ok, and if that doesn't work?
Me: Stick 'em with the pointy end.
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shacicake:
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gokaliego:
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irrevocablymarisa:
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kindracantspell:
LITERALLY CRYING
OH MY GOD
OH THE TEARS THEY ARE REAL
a single tear escapes my eyelid and trickles down my cheek and falls in agony to the floor below where it splashes into crystaline droplets
WHAT THE FUCK IS AIR
...
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lefthandedknight:
Remember guys, if someone tells you tomorrow that Majora’s Mask 3D has been announced or there are screenshots of Zelda 3DS or the title of the Wii U Zelda is “Twilight Princess 2” don’t fall for it.
And have a happy April Fools Day~
(but if they say it on April 2nd it’s definitely legit)
whedoning:
explaining doctor who to people who haven’t seen it should be a sport
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pad box: improved formula with eight hours of protection!
me: *sneezes*
me: fastest eight hours of my life
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fapitalism:
This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history.
mishacollinsbutt:
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March 2012
Harry Potter: The Boy Who Lived
Amy Pond: The Girl Who Waited
Katniss Everdeen: The Girl On Fire
Me: The Girl Who Sits on Her Ass Every Day and Cries Over Fictional Characters
This box around my text posts defends me from anyone who reblogs and adds a sassy reply
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I think the biggest issue with having just become single is,
how am I supposed to find another gorgeous guy who loves me for the fangiriling, anime-watching, tea-drinking, non-partying, not-skinny, off-beat girl that I am?
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
becoming a fangirl was the best and worst subconscious decision I ever made in my life
I have 12,002 posts
Is this sad?